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February 28, 2009

7 super easy steps to make a girl total looser

Filed under: member2, surau — Tags: — yoorin @ 11:29 am

Eli or Elizabeth Wong is most probably the hottest woman in the town for now because her bla bla image is circulated on the net. She is victim for own naivety or another party takes advantage on the pic (we can guess based on political scenario right now). This kind of matter is happened an will happen to careless people forever. This is how world works, relatively very easy, i guaranteed you:

  1. Boy will use friendster, myspace or facebook to look for girl.
  2. Boy & girl will communicate via IM first.
  3. Girl will fall to that boy.
  4. Go for dating, cinema, then boy will raba2, girl no room to escape. If she mad, promise la mcm2. sng kn?
  5. Later, continue on the hotel room. The key starts here.
  6. Boy will snap girl’s pic or video while making love or oral sex, better with tudung.
  7. Then, girl, game over. Now that girl is boy’s slave. Money, sex? No problem. Girl will give. If not, ready to be famous.

Too easy, we don’t care if the victim is not our family or relative. At least when you have sister, you will worry.

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August 8, 2008

suda habis + lion loves human too

Filed under: member2 — yoorin @ 12:47 pm

C#, the bla bla language 4 the last module in SHRDC. Alhamdullilah, all praises go to Allah for letting me on finishing my modules. I did badly in my business presentation and of course this C# system. Felt like want to cry..(T_T). rase nk blik kg pn ade..but i had won something, now try to do not lose it..gambate! eh, nk blik kg lak sok..tonite wan to watch the golden compass, ajax vs arsenal at 3, lepak mamak for saturday’s morning newspaper at 7.3o..n balik after that..wuiyoh..bz bz!

this amazing video amazed me…duno tipu or not..thanks to maini

April 25, 2008

The ‘grand saga concessionaire’ saga continues..+ perodua sets to unleash the new kembara + in memory….affiliated computer services + the last XM in UiTM + bilion thanks + 2 down, 2 to go

Filed under: macam2, member2 — yoorin @ 1:02 am

heck, bloody crap, i read the star today that this SHIT grand saga company initial capital to build this highway is around RM287 million. Now the cumulative toll money collected is already exceeded RM300 mil!!! And the concessionaire time is lasting till 2027!!! (da balik modal + untung sudah lah) keep sucking money n blood from poor malaysians. No wonder some citizen says Malaysia is total SHIT country! Malaysia is controlled by SHIT cronies to enrich SHIT MONEY among themself!

the new kembara replacement is coming to town. Duno about specs. Gooogle lh

one day working experience with ACS before got kicking out. When we put our great dedication into something and we missed it…plus one day friendship buddies of 13 awek, amoi, apek, mamak pon ade….clearly it was very frustrating..frust menonggeng liao~~~~~~~~~~~~~~felt like want to cry out loud2 la..at least i got goodies bag..eke isk ekeke isk..xdok rezeki kt situ

hopefully, today is the last xm in the uitm. mixed feeling. no class anymore. sad, happy, biase2 je, pelik..rs mcm2 lh. Went early becoz duno how to goreng anymore. From wasting time in the xm hall, baik balik.

yesterday i watched LOVE on the eve of an xm tomorrow nye. bg hilang tensen ckit. an indon’s. based on malaysian’s CINTA movie. sebijik sebijan it copies.ok la..worth to watch it. billion thanks dude for treating me. i’m quite shocked when a scene shows that irwanshah touches the chest of sorg cewek ni for couple of secondssss..ekeke. rupe2nye cewek tu nk tunjuk..p la tgk sendiri if u want to know wat hapen.

then, hope not too late from wishing good luck to diri sendiri and all my friends who are taking their final xm.2 xms down, two to go. Report submission on monday and the final moment of truth on 12th May which is my seram, nervy day. Pray that Allah will bless me with good n perfect health, hope i do not get tomasrosicky-ied and robinvanpersie-ed conditions in the mean time. It’s time to rediscover my passion. Gud luck to diri sendiri again lol.ciaoo..till tomorrow

March 21, 2008

the power of zikr + my fav nasyid’s song +[UPDATED] Super duper grand slam Sunday!! + Sympathy + [Updated again] Funny football pics. Serious

Filed under: member2, surau — yoorin @ 4:31 pm

30 times of tasbih (subhanallah-maha suci Allah), 30 times of tahmid (alhamdulillah-segala puji bg Allah) n 34 times of takbir (allahuakbar-Allah maha besar) then allahuakbar kabira walhamdullilahikasira. wasubhanallahi bukratauwasila. lailahaillallahu wahdahulasharikalah.lahulmulkuwahuawalkulli syainqadir.walahaulawalkuwwata illa billa hil aliyilazim. at every after performing solah fardhu. Allah will forgive human’s sin (google 4 more info) as much as bubbles in the sea. How big sea? Duno. How much sea? Duno. How many bubbles? Duno. Millions? Billions? Trillions? Still duno. As much as bubbles certainly very2 much. We always saying that we r doin sins 24 hours in a day. But we can redeem it with this simpl zikr. As simple calculation, 5 times solat times with (assume Allah gives 1 million forgivenesses per zikr).5 juta keampunan per day..byk tu. Only Allah knows..

The lyric is meant for man who is dreaming for ‘ainul mardiah’, the chief of heaven’s bidadari. Men need to die as syuhada or syahid in order to meet this kind of bidadari. It’s old but it’s worthy. By UNIC. Everyday to hear 4me.

Updated

The semester is running out yet ‘dugaan2 n ujian2’ also increasing in the build up to end my thesis. Not to mention about Liverfool trilogy, but this weekend is the perfect time to release my tensen.

It starts with the Petronas Malaysian Formula 1 Grand Prix. Today is for qualifying session and tomorrow is a race day. McLaren has a perfect start last weekend. I’m hoping for lewis hamilton can beat ferrari which I’m getting fed up for their arrogance. Still tomorrow to wait, to look for starting grid. Apparently, it has some report that tomorrow will be poured by rain. So tomorrow has lots to offer, lots of safety car to deploy, lots of accident n maybe noobies can make it to the podium. Also hope for so called ‘Malaysian home team’ BMW Sauber team to eye for podium finish after impressive starts at melbourne.

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Then, on Sunday, Manure v Liverfool & Chels v arsenal. After these match, maybe we could see which team to win the premiership. Hope Liverfool can dent Manure n Arsenal to win at Stamford Bridge. 20 years old fabregas to kick super player Lampard? I would love to see dat. Ronaldo……..what type of footballer he is? Makan tongkat ali lebih ka? I’m admiring him. Same as david beckham. Cume xsuke kt team die je lol. The key to stop ronaldo is by shooting him down with AK-16, breaking his leg, injecting with some aids virus or blowing him with C4. Then he will stop. Seriously.

I want to offer my deepest sympathy to one from my colleague, being a snatched victim. Lost her handbag, cellphone n money. What surprised me is this happened when she was riding on her motorcycle. She falls n dragged with her motorcycle for a few metres. She is badly hurt. Cilakak punya olang!! I’m very angry. Now some pressure is on. She is doing her thesis, at the same time to take all wound’s pain on her body. It’s hard. We completely understand her. Pity her. I’m praying for your best recovery. For that bad guy, Allah will hit u someday.

Updated again

I bumped this pic at lowyat.net. Take note that it will not offend any fan. Not intentious. enjoyzz

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Sylar@heroes

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Arsenal’s fabregas. Like biological brothers.

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Anderson of Manure

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Predator + alien

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Retired ref, collina

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Same as gollum LOTR lol

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Mark viduka of boro

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sean ghazi of wat..lol

February 19, 2008

Deadly manchester united

Filed under: member2 — yoorin @ 3:23 am

MU deserves the win. Arsenal without sagna n clichy were not functioning. At least it was away. If at emirates, the story will be different. In fact, arsenal was without dozen of players. Then MU will have 3 more fixtures en route to FA cup final..need to cope with injury n tiredness plus CL. Less match, high concentration on winning EPL.

February 12, 2008

indoor futsal..first timer too

Filed under: member2 — yoorin @ 4:36 am

dat day we went to play futsal..from here with said (new manu jersey) n emimch were goin by emimch’s kancil. There we met yayak, syahimi, pali, nan etc etc etc. First time, i , was playing in the indoor@closed arena. B4 diz i used to play at open area. The air is very thick..makes me like-to-faint..exprienced in difficulty in breathing..pancit la sng cite. Next time i will improve..slowly but surely..bak kate presiden gorge w bush. Below are sepam dua pic buat tatapan umum

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red guy is syahimi n white man is yayak..others ade la kt tepi2 2..xnmpk

January 31, 2008

Report: Missing person was found

Filed under: member2 — yoorin @ 4:13 pm

You can read it here & here. I hope nothing but true.

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