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February 28, 2009

7 super easy steps to make a girl total looser

Filed under: member2, surau — Tags: — yoorin @ 11:29 am

Eli or Elizabeth Wong is most probably the hottest woman in the town for now because her bla bla image is circulated on the net. She is victim for own naivety or another party takes advantage on the pic (we can guess based on political scenario right now). This kind of matter is happened an will happen to careless people forever. This is how world works, relatively very easy, i guaranteed you:

  1. Boy will use friendster, myspace or facebook to look for girl.
  2. Boy & girl will communicate via IM first.
  3. Girl will fall to that boy.
  4. Go for dating, cinema, then boy will raba2, girl no room to escape. If she mad, promise la mcm2. sng kn?
  5. Later, continue on the hotel room. The key starts here.
  6. Boy will snap girl’s pic or video while making love or oral sex, better with tudung.
  7. Then, girl, game over. Now that girl is boy’s slave. Money, sex? No problem. Girl will give. If not, ready to be famous.

Too easy, we don’t care if the victim is not our family or relative. At least when you have sister, you will worry.

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November 9, 2008

YOGA

Filed under: macam2, surau — Tags: — yoorin @ 3:00 am

There are freaking thousands type of drinking water. Why we still choosing “the alcohol powered drinking water”?

There are freaking thousands type of job can give us halal income. Why we still choosing job that giving haram income?

There are freaking another thousands type of exercises that can make us healthy. Why we still choosing YOGA?

Don’t critic the related religious body. They consist the freaking ulama, ustaz etc  people, which are have deep knowledge about Islam matters in their head. Certainly they do their job base on their head and knowledge not with their knee.

So watch for our akidah before criticizing something about Islam.

June 28, 2008

I saw a topless breast

Filed under: surau — yoorin @ 2:08 pm

pavylucengko on the big screen (taken when i was watching Euro 08)

yesterday..i went to a mamak restaurant at some area located at section 24 (above picture) for dinner n i noticed that the big screen was playing some dvd movies. I just arrived when the mamak’s boss switches to another movie. Starred by an Asian actor back to year 2000 i think. The movie starts and suddenly it shows some porn horror scene that i think approximately 15 seconds long. That scene starts with two girls dancing and kissing suddenly one from that girls touches another girl’s breast and ‘unlocking’ it for seconds. I can see the bare shape of topless breast on the big screen. Seeing with me 30 plus people and including a group of parents and their son and daughter right in front of that big screen. wth?

Sadis sungguh the atmosphere that time..shame la that mamak restaurant. Does some filtering will do before playing it in front of people. All people have so called social responsibilty. Budak2 in very green age already saw that scenery at the open air. Later went back n google-ing for more. Shame indeed for adult people. wat the *tepuk dahi*

imagine we wit our papa n our mama at mamak and watching that action movie and suddenly that scene occurs. our 11 years old brother or sister also saw it. adeh…..

Malaysia Islamic Boleh! everything can happen on our Bolehland..

*sorry for using harsh words. truth is bitter like shit

June 27, 2008

malaysia boleh! on bolehland

Filed under: surau — yoorin @ 8:40 am

“gambling is whatever betting activity between parties that either side will lose some (ezani, 2008)”

celcom 100 camry 100 days has been scrapped after bla bla it has some gambling factor decided by some religion authority. Celcom claims it is approved by gomen but decides to cancel it. What about the kind of the flooding SMS competition on the tv nowadays? Not gambling ke? Definitely, some people will lose and some people will make the freaking easy money. The famous Akademi Fantasia vote, does it gambling or not? Definitely some side will lose some money for the AF vote also. (surely some people will fire me for this).

Allah will pull so called ‘keberkatan’ in human’s life for involving in gambling (google please).

But Malaysia Boleh spirit can turn it around. You must acquire license to turn from ‘haram’ to ‘halal’ for this kind of gambling. Just get an approval from gomen and all will OK. All type of gambling we can find in this bolehland. So Malaysia Boleh!!!! on our bolehland. Malaysia boleh!

sin is sweet but truth is bitter like shit. Our real world.

*suke hati aku la ape aku nk post. blog aku..ekeke

March 21, 2008

the power of zikr + my fav nasyid’s song +[UPDATED] Super duper grand slam Sunday!! + Sympathy + [Updated again] Funny football pics. Serious

Filed under: member2, surau — yoorin @ 4:31 pm

30 times of tasbih (subhanallah-maha suci Allah), 30 times of tahmid (alhamdulillah-segala puji bg Allah) n 34 times of takbir (allahuakbar-Allah maha besar) then allahuakbar kabira walhamdullilahikasira. wasubhanallahi bukratauwasila. lailahaillallahu wahdahulasharikalah.lahulmulkuwahuawalkulli syainqadir.walahaulawalkuwwata illa billa hil aliyilazim. at every after performing solah fardhu. Allah will forgive human’s sin (google 4 more info) as much as bubbles in the sea. How big sea? Duno. How much sea? Duno. How many bubbles? Duno. Millions? Billions? Trillions? Still duno. As much as bubbles certainly very2 much. We always saying that we r doin sins 24 hours in a day. But we can redeem it with this simpl zikr. As simple calculation, 5 times solat times with (assume Allah gives 1 million forgivenesses per zikr).5 juta keampunan per day..byk tu. Only Allah knows..

The lyric is meant for man who is dreaming for ‘ainul mardiah’, the chief of heaven’s bidadari. Men need to die as syuhada or syahid in order to meet this kind of bidadari. It’s old but it’s worthy. By UNIC. Everyday to hear 4me.

Updated

The semester is running out yet ‘dugaan2 n ujian2’ also increasing in the build up to end my thesis. Not to mention about Liverfool trilogy, but this weekend is the perfect time to release my tensen.

It starts with the Petronas Malaysian Formula 1 Grand Prix. Today is for qualifying session and tomorrow is a race day. McLaren has a perfect start last weekend. I’m hoping for lewis hamilton can beat ferrari which I’m getting fed up for their arrogance. Still tomorrow to wait, to look for starting grid. Apparently, it has some report that tomorrow will be poured by rain. So tomorrow has lots to offer, lots of safety car to deploy, lots of accident n maybe noobies can make it to the podium. Also hope for so called ‘Malaysian home team’ BMW Sauber team to eye for podium finish after impressive starts at melbourne.

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Then, on Sunday, Manure v Liverfool & Chels v arsenal. After these match, maybe we could see which team to win the premiership. Hope Liverfool can dent Manure n Arsenal to win at Stamford Bridge. 20 years old fabregas to kick super player Lampard? I would love to see dat. Ronaldo……..what type of footballer he is? Makan tongkat ali lebih ka? I’m admiring him. Same as david beckham. Cume xsuke kt team die je lol. The key to stop ronaldo is by shooting him down with AK-16, breaking his leg, injecting with some aids virus or blowing him with C4. Then he will stop. Seriously.

I want to offer my deepest sympathy to one from my colleague, being a snatched victim. Lost her handbag, cellphone n money. What surprised me is this happened when she was riding on her motorcycle. She falls n dragged with her motorcycle for a few metres. She is badly hurt. Cilakak punya olang!! I’m very angry. Now some pressure is on. She is doing her thesis, at the same time to take all wound’s pain on her body. It’s hard. We completely understand her. Pity her. I’m praying for your best recovery. For that bad guy, Allah will hit u someday.

Updated again

I bumped this pic at lowyat.net. Take note that it will not offend any fan. Not intentious. enjoyzz

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Sylar@heroes

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Arsenal’s fabregas. Like biological brothers.

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Anderson of Manure

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Predator + alien

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Retired ref, collina

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Same as gollum LOTR lol

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Mark viduka of boro

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sean ghazi of wat..lol

March 10, 2008

tom tom bak hosts by aznil nawawi

Filed under: surau — yoorin @ 2:13 pm

i’m always watching that show on astro..its funny when group of child do bla bla..n i just laugh laugh laugh becoz it was funny..n at the end of the show..a child selected to make a stage performance..

im shocked becoz the performance is lil bit xtraordinary. the dress..its pretty likes britney spears, pussycat doll, striptease dancer..to show that budak figure yg xbape nk figure tu…then dancing like penari bogel inul or britney spears..and million of budak2 across malaysia were watching. She is certainly muslim. not jewish.how come this happened? where are her mak n bapak?

Her mak n bapak certainly proud by letting their daughter to do that performance. Betapa keji n dayus by letting her to do that juz because couple of RM. Parent title is not a sign they are matured n intelligent.

Child suffers because her/his parent’s sin. Keruntuhan moral di kalangan ibu-bapa. Im sickening with keruntuhan moral di kalangan remaja asek2 quote.

February 26, 2008

Riba: we have choice now to do not & won’t choose

Filed under: surau — yoorin @ 1:32 am

Riba is horrific. Allah gives many disadvantages about it. The sin is horrendous. Until “manusia yang benar2 hendak lari dari riba pn stil terkena debu2 nya (google plz)”. We as “golongan yg tertindas” pn dpt dosa..what the hell?

We entered the stage to make loan etc etc etc…we have choice now to pick islamic banking system instead conventional banking (menindas interest orientation). Car loan, house loan, personal loan, education loan bla bla..we have bai-bithaman ajil, bai al-inah bla bla..

the different is the CONTRACT, the islamic way despite the price is same, slightly or much more expensive than conventional system

Past is past..ptptn also (heard to re-structure again in islamic way)

so..make your choice & Allah guarantees the peace in your mind. I think it is not about choice. It is our obligation.

February 22, 2008

One great reason to do not vote 4 not efficient BN

Filed under: surau — yoorin @ 2:39 am

With general election is around the corner, voter would decide which party that they will vote. Sometimes our previous gomen has a way to make malaysia as “negara kebajikan yg mementingkn kebajikan rakyat”, our gomen didn’t do that. Malaysia blessed with oil n good economy, wealthy compared from any other countries, why malaysian keep need to bayar sn, byr sini..

Link for think-before-vote n showing how stupid & cruel was BN gomen

it is not when PAS wins all cine bisnes tarak untung la..xleh pki ketat2 xleh pki seksi2..

it is not when DAP wins all malay kene mkn babi..its about which gomen can govern us in better way..

vote with ur not brainless mind

January 31, 2008

Poorness can lead to “kufur”

Filed under: surau — yoorin @ 1:51 pm

Money..some people says it bought happiness. Partly yes. Today everything needs money but money can not buy everything. How can it be? If A feels his salary (money) is not enough to cover his expenses..it could happen. If A’s faith was not strong enough..A starts to question n blame his God..why God gives such job wit such small salary wit such hardship etc etc by thinking his fate is poorest than other. All these can lead to kufur. He questions God.

But if he syukur n feels enough with God’s giving..God wil add n add n add..n he will get an unexpected way of rezeki.

Also if u kerani..dun la belanje mcm CEO plak (for example).

January 17, 2008

How can we maximize the benefit from ASTRO

Filed under: surau — yoorin @ 4:30 pm

Instead people are looking the sex scene at movie channels (the dark side of ASTRO, indeed), we should look for channels like National Geographic, History Channel, blabla..(i don’t really remember, but there are channels with similarities). These channel are broadcasting good slot like Deadliest Catch, Air Crash Investigation (my favourite), Seconds From Disaster, Man Made Marvels, Mega Movers, Mega Machine, Megastructures and many more. There were lots of fun and lots of knowledge & facts. Amazing stuff.

When you have a child or two one day, please don’t subscribe Astro with the movies package, if not, you are inviting disaster. Your children will expert in sex at age of 7.

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